Some of the expressions that describe how I feel every morning:
1. Run over by a bus/truck
2. An old and battered floor mat that everyone's stepped on
3. That I'm drowning and there's no one around to save me
4. A lonely toilet paper roll that's reaching the end of its roll
5. A loser that's been hit by a heavyweight champion and about to pass out
6. An obsolete computer (486??) that nobody wants
7. An old and heavy FORD
8. A pair of glasses that a big fat lady has accidentally sat on
9. A runaway train that's falling off a cliff
10. That some idiot has grabbed my head and shake it so violently that it's induced a constant spinning feeling
11. An overstretched rubber band
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Friday, February 04, 2005
Stretched....
posted by scatterbrain at 2/04/2005 07:53:00 a.m.
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5 Comments:
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At 11:25 a.m.,
j -
At 11:42 p.m.,
wah you all very jialat leh...but if it makes you feel better through this lil 'vent'...then by all means lor. but definitely very original...i'm quite impressed. u two can start putting something together already lah.
heh.
realy so bad meh...?
dun u just hate it when ppl say...you just have to learn to manage your time properly?
sigh.
wanted to write something encouraging...but think this is a super failed attempt...maybe another day.
michelle -
At 8:56 p.m.,
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At 11:03 a.m.,
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At 3:09 p.m.,
cool analogies...=) Can i add on?? heh
how we feel in the mornings...
11) like i've somehow been tricked into running 10km at a 100m sprint speed...
12)Like i've fallen from the 10th floor and somehow managed to survive the fall...but barely
13)Like someone had glued my eyelids shut sometime during the night.
14)Like a piece of wet dishrag that has been wrung many times and is still being wrung
15)Like i've been run over by a truck and the truck is still on top of me
16)Like a bird flying away for winter to a far far away plc that never seems to get nearer
17)Like wat paper must feel after gg thru the shredder
18)Like chocolate that has been left in a car to bake in the sun and forgotten whilst in a demented shape
19)Like a target board that has been shot at and thru countless times
20)Like a piece of cai tao guei that was accidentally dropped on the floor, stepped on by countless people and forgotten...silently screaming...